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- Smuggle Case
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Smuggle drugs in style with this great fashionable carrying
case. Featuring hollow toothpaste tubes, aerosol cans and Realistic
Electronic Goods with a hollow inside, This will surely get your
drugs, or indeed anything, through all known custom systems.
- Mini Nuclear Weapon
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Associated with terrorism in the Late 90's, this excellent bomb
can be yours for only £300,000!! A REAL bargain! Includes on switch,
with and encoded and failsafe off switch. If any wire is cut, BANG. If
it is tampered with in any way, BANG! Only YOU can turn it off, with a
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- Laser Rifle
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Seen those Science Fiction movies? Seen their laser guns? Now
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liquid deuterium - enough to last 100 years of usage!!
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