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Planetary Colonization
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Want to get away from it all without committing suicide? Want
to disown everybody? Then go for this package! Includes space flight
and meals!!
- World Capitalism
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By using all of the world's available resources, the whole
world would be able to take part in this fascinating All-American Pastime!
Betray your family and friends! Fabulous Prizes to be won!! (A lovely
Red Dwarf quote that one!! - Thanx4it)
- Country Annihilation
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Ever had that feeling that things were just not right? Then why
don't you Press the red button and take out a country. Islands are
going cheap at the moment - Half the price of a normal country.
Annihilation subject to that Country's GNP and military capability.
- For an even better idea, destroy the country you live in, and enjoy
our Planetary Colonization service to its full!!
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- Fusion Power
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Why have the old conventional fission or fossil fuels way of
making electricity? Come on! Sign up for the New fusion power. Competitive
rates! And a free Funny Fusion poster for the Kids!!!
- Problem Solving
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As it sounds. Got a problem? Is your neighbour complaining about
your conifers blocking out too much light? No problem. Call TeraSmeg.
Your neighbours will be blown away with the result!!
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